JOKE OF THE WEEK:Buhari met with d Queen of England in London.
He asked her.
Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here?
Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.
QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?
QUEEN: Oh, that’s easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for Theresa May.Theresa May walked into the room,
MAY: Yes, your majesty.
You sent for me.
QUEEN: Answer this riddle.
Theresa,your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
MAY:hmmm… that would be me.
QUEEN: Yes, very good.
When Buhari came back home he sent for Abba Kyari.
Kyari walk in to Buhari’s office.
Kyari : Sir you call me.
Buhari: Yes sit down and answer this, Your mother and your father have a child, it’s not your brother and it’s not your sister, who is it?
Kyari: I’m not sure, let me get back to you.
He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Kyari ran to Fashola.
Kyari asked: Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or sister, who is it?”
FASHOLA: That’s easy. It’s me!
Kyari smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari.
Kyari: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It’s Babatunde Raji Fashola!
Buhari got angry, and said to Kyari No wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is .Theresa May!!!
A beg don’t laugh alone ..make someone laugh. A MERRY HEART DOETH GOOD LIKE A MEDICINE. proverbs. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:😂😄😄😄
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