Akpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind?” ????????
Akpos says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
CHECK ANOTHER JOKE HERE
MAN: Sweetheart please come here.
Wife : What is it?
Man : Just come to the bedroom
Wife : Why?
man : Can you be spontaneous for once in your life?
wife : Okay here i am.
man : Comot your clothes
wife : Comot my clothes why?
man : Just do wetin I tell you first and come meet me for bed, no waste time abeg!
Wife :Okay they are off,
Man:: Haba sweetie, wetin ya bra and pant still dey do for ya body?
Wife : Please I am not in the mood
Man: Just comot ya pant and bra and stop all this ya everyday not in the mood story!
Wife : okay they are off.
Man :: Oya jump enter bed.
Wife : Jump enter bed ke? Am i your slave?
Man :: Just come for bed & sidon & relax first, your shakara don dey too much for this house sef.
Wife : okay so what next , where are you going?
Man : Just wait small I wan go bring money wey you go help me count because all the money wey you dey help me count before with your cloths on you dey always short.
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